We thought we would have a Throwback Tuesday to celebrate the seasonand to celebrate Happy Tuesday with you guys by being part of Happy Tuesday at Comedy Plus!
Now we used to do jokes on Monday, but this week we are celebrating Easter with the Bunny and he LOVES jokes as much as we do!
Furst up is ME, MARV!
Next it's Kozmo!
And LAST (but definitely not least) is Jo Jo!
We are joining Sandee at Comedy Plus for Happy Tuesday! Please click her button to see all the other happiness!
Hi Guys!
We here in the Great White North had our Thanksgiving on October 12! But that will NOT stopped us from telling some Thanksgiving Feast Jokes for your celebration enjoyment.
We got Jo Jo to help us!!!
WOW! Look at those moves!
And - because it is Tuesday of the Week to Celebrate Precious, we invited her to be our SPECIAL GUEST JOKER!!
Don't forget to visit Precious on her blog to celebrate her birthday on Thursday!
And we made a special badge for Precious too!
Now lets celebrate Comedy Plus and their Blog Hop for HAPPY TUESDAY!
HAPPY TUESDAY Central is Comedy Plus! Now we are looking forward to coming around and visiting you. We are joining Sandee at Comedy Plus for Happy Tuesday! Please click her button to see all the other happiness!
It has been too cold to go out and do anything fun! Seriously! This is what it looks like out our front window...
The weather guesser says it MIGHT get over freezing today...It is cold and we are sick of being stuck inside.
So Kozmo and I though we would regale you with FOOD Jokes!
STILL Snowing and now it is COLD too!
Mom was too busy shovelling to try to help me do some snow cartoons for Happy Tuesday...so you are going to get to see some of our favorite Snow jokes and puns!
Furrst is Jo Jo!
Bats get bad PR. They have rabies, they fly into Peeps hair, they suck blood from Peeps and animal victims and they turn into vampires on dark and stormy nights. Poor bats!
Most is totally WRONG! The truth is, they are handy guys to have around. Did you know that one little brown bat can eat 1,200 insects per hour! Just think about how pleasant it is to sit outside on a warm, bug-free summer night watching the swoops, dips, and squeaks of your very own nighttime buddies. We do! A few years back, the highschool kids made Bat Houses and they love to spend summer nights flying over the river behind our house eating the bugs!
Gosh! I missed writing a post on Sunday for Monday.
Alex was laying more floor and Mom was canning. That meant that the inside of the house was HOT and NOISY! Us cats refused to come in until it got dark. Mom said she was going to bed and I did not get a chance for dictation, I got a talking to for staying out late and NOT coming when called!
These are 3 of the yearling does. Mom and Cinnamon went for a walk and walked within 2 feet of the deer. They did not move when Mom told them to go or even when Cinnamon barked! Mom came in a got her phone and took the photo from the steps.
Hey Koz, do you know any Deer Jokes?
Marv: No eye-deer...
Koz: Now, what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Marv: Still no-eye deer.
Koz: Now how about a moose and cheese joke... What has antlers and loves to eat cheese?
Marv: I know this one --Mickey Moose.
Now, it is HAPPY TUESDAY and HAPPY TUESDAY Central is Comedy Plus! Now we are looking forward to coming around and visiting you. We are joining Sandee at Comedy Plus for Happy Tuesday! Please click her button to see all the other happiness!
If you're hog-wild for pig humor, you've pigged the right place (and the right day)!
Have we got a post for you! Why are we talking about pigs? you ask. Is it because of Pigs in Space on Caturday?
You could be right, but the main reason is the AMERICAN INVADERS!
Yes,they have tried to move in right near the Midway Golf Course! The Wildlife guys think it is because they are running away from the wolf pack that lives around there. Unlike the 3 pigs fairy tale, we hope the wolves EAT all the feral pigs.
Feral pigs are destructive. The wreck the environment, terrorize the wild and domestic animals, ruin crops, get into people's garbage and gardens, dig up the golf course, fight with the bears and are all around Bad Guys!
However, there is a pig that lives just up the road named ARNOLD (yes, to all you Peeps out there, he is named after THAT Arnold).
Arnold and I were shooting the breeze and I asked him if he would like to do the Happy Tuesday joke with me--And he agreed (he is a real HAM).
You KNOW we’re oh-pun to pretty much any kind of animal-related humor (including those sheep puns that we shared with ewe). BUT today, we hap-punned to be all about the pig puns.
(Not pig pens, mind you, pig puns. Nothing against pig pens,but Arnold told me that pigs prefer pencils).
Arnold and Me traded the punnyness back and forth! Some of them were:
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
We only wrote down TWO, but we are sure you have some that you can share with us!
Arnold and I are looking forward to reading them! Then Arnold heard his Mom calling he took off with one last quip...
