The Moose Floatie Booty Adventure!
Ahoy, Mates!
I, Pirate Captain Marvelous am setting sail on Jewel Lake this fine Talk Like a Pirate Day, seeking calm seas and a bit of sunshine.
My mighty vessel? A Moose Floatie with antlers fit for a legend.
Once it was blown up and placed in the water, I leapt aboard (holding on to my paper pirate hat), with grace and finesse.
Next, Jo Jo, tentatively crept onto the slippery plastic..."It moves under my claw pads..." she meowed.
FINALLY - First Mate Nutmeg, with her BONEY flag gripped tightly in her teeth bounded aboard, tail twitching and eyes wide. The Moose swayed scarily from side to side...
“Arrr, steady as she goes!” I, Pirate Captain Marvelous declared.
But Jo Jo, ever suspicious of watercraft, unsheathed her claws for balance and
SCRITCH!
and the Moose began its slow, tragic descent.
As the bubbles rose and dignity sank, Nutmeg the brave leapt into the water and paddled to the front of the boat, barking orders like a seasoned lifeguard.
“Hold fast, Cap’n! I’ve got ye!”
She bit hard into the poor Moose's nose and headed for shore as fast as her legs could paddle!!
Moments later, the soggy crew was safe ashore.
Pirate Captain Marvelous shook the water from his whiskers and sighed.
“Next year,” he said, “we’re plundering dry land.”
The 2 cats and their hairy slobbery sister spent the rest of the sunny and warm afternoon digging holes in the sand of the beach, where the village used to be, looking for buried treasure. Here are some of the treasures we found:
Did YOU have a terrific Meow Like a Pirate Day too?
For a special flashback treat, Layla at Cat Wisdom 101 has posted about Merlin and Nellie's Wedding!
