Happy Tuesday

 Gosh! I missed writing a post on Sunday for Monday. 

Alex was laying more floor and Mom was canning. That meant that the inside of the house was HOT and NOISY! Us cats refused to come in until it got dark. Mom said she was going to bed and I did not get a chance for dictation, I got a talking to for staying out late and NOT coming when called! 

 

Mom and me did not get a chance to put together any Joke pictures either. We do have 3 jokes in the front yard!

These are 3 of the yearling does. Mom and Cinnamon went for a walk and walked within 2 feet of the deer. They did not move when Mom told them to go or even when Cinnamon barked! Mom came in a got her phone and took the photo from the steps. 

Hey Koz, do you know any Deer Jokes?

Koz: Hay Marv, What do you call a deer with no eyes? 

Marv: No eye-deer...

Koz: Now, what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?  

Marv: Still no-eye deer.

Koz: Now how about a moose and cheese joke... What has antlers and loves to eat cheese?  

Marv: I know this one --Mickey Moose.   

 Oh! Oh! I think those 3 heard us laughing, they are coming around the house! We better skeedaddle! If you have a great Deer joke, we would LOVE to hear it!

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Deery Mes! Definately NOT Wordless!

 

Yous knows wes has a gang of Deers in our village. 

Mrs Doe #1 had triplets and Mrs Doe #2 twins and they has been terrorizing evfurrybody! 

They eats flowers, they eats trees, they is bugging evefurry one and chasing DOGS!

 

 

Poor Cinnamon. She is afraid to goes in our yard by herself. 

These locusts is purticularly fond of Mr Bill's apple tree! Here's me talking to Mrs Doe #1!

There is NO apples within Deer eating height! 

Mom said I should ask Mrs  Doe #1 what a deers favorite cheese is!

 

 

At least Mom thinks they are funny!

Even though wes NOT Wordless, wes pawticipating anyway! 

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Maybe next week mes will has learned my lesson....