If you're hog-wild for pig humor, you've pigged the right place (and the right day)!
Have we got a post for you! Why are we talking about pigs? you ask. Is it because of Pigs in Space on Caturday?
You could be right, but the main reason is the AMERICAN INVADERS!
Yes,they have tried to move in right near the Midway Golf Course! The Wildlife guys think it is because they are running away from the wolf pack that lives around there. Unlike the 3 pigs fairy tale, we hope the wolves EAT all the feral pigs.
Feral pigs are destructive. The wreck the environment, terrorize the wild and domestic animals, ruin crops, get into people's garbage and gardens, dig up the golf course, fight with the bears and are all around Bad Guys!
However, there is a pig that lives just up the road named ARNOLD (yes, to all you Peeps out there, he is named after THAT Arnold).
Arnold and I were shooting the breeze and I asked him if he would like to do the Happy Tuesday joke with me--And he agreed (he is a real HAM).
You KNOW we’re oh-pun to pretty much any kind of animal-related humor (including those sheep puns that we shared with ewe). BUT today, we hap-punned to be all about the pig puns.
(Not pig pens, mind you, pig puns. Nothing against pig pens,but Arnold told me that pigs prefer pencils).
Arnold and Me traded the punnyness back and forth! Some of them were:
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
We only wrote down TWO, but we are sure you have some that you can share with us!
Arnold and I are looking forward to reading them! Then Arnold heard his Mom calling he took off with one last quip...