I ain't doing nutt'n today....

It is spring, but it is really cold, so I - Marv - have NOT be outside much. But yesterday I had an conversation with one of the squirrels in the back yard. 

 

 He would not shut up! He talked non-stop! I could not get a word in edgewise! Here are some of the things he told me:

 

Fact One: There are 280 species of squirrels (Who knew!)
Fact Two: Squirrels front teeth never stop growing. They gnaw on nuts and other things to stop them getting too long.
Fact Three: Squirrels live in every part of the world, except Australia and Antarctica.
Fact Four: Baby squirrels are called kits.
Fact Five: Squirrels don’t dig up all of the nuts that they bury, which is why we get new trees growing. 

I thought I would try to come up with a few squirrel puns to make you laugh, and they are all nutty!

A wise squirrel once said "you are what you eat". He was nuts.

Why don’t squirrels have any friends? Because they drive everyone nuts. 

 

I thought I would turn some into the Jokes for Happy Tuesday at Comedy Plus!

 

And this week,  I got Cinnamon to help!

 

What did the Squirrel say to Cinnamon?

 

By the way, this photo is of the Entwined Trees in our village. "Back in 1857, surveyors began to create the International Boundary Line (Canada/US border). By 1861 a large portion of First Nations people moved to a reservation in Colville, WA. Before they left, one of the First Nations people entwined two sapling pines, saying “Though divided we are united still, we are one.” This tree symbolizes the connection and friendship that still exists today between Canada and the United States."

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Spark and Awwws!

 Furrst the Spark!

McGuffy’s, who was hosting the Sparks, is on hiatus. She says “I truly do believe we are meant to be lights in this world. If we allow our light to shine, we can see where we are going. It is then that we can begin to truly see each other clearly. There is hope. Together, we can light up the entire world!”

 Now for the AWWW Some Jokes!

Here are some fun facts about squirrels:

Fact One: There are 280 species of squirrel.

Fact Two: Squirrels front teeth never stop growing. They gnaw on nuts and other things to stop them getting too long.

Fact Three: Squirrels live in every part of the world, apart from Australia and Antarctica.

Fact Four: Baby squirrels are called kits.

Fact Five: Squirrels don’t dig up all of the nuts that they bury, which is why we get new trees growing. 

The squirrels around here have been really busy! There is an oak tree just across the street and they have totally de-nuded it of acorns and they have been raiding bird feeders all over town! This week is all about those Yard Rats!

 

And then Shermon and Kozmo got in the game!

 

 

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