The Whiskered Wraith Part III - The Cook, the Princess, and the Kraken

The Whiskered Wraith glided into Meowdao, a floating market where cats traded secrets for sardines and yarn for spells. The air smelled of fish and mystery. Kozmo sneezed dramatically. “The humidity is offensive,” he declared, fluffing his fur. Marvelous ignored him, eyes locked on a stall where a gray cat stirred a pot that hissed with magic. “That,” he said, “is the cook we need.”

It was Precious, a Maltese Cat! She was the market’s top chef, known for her sardine soufflé and tuna tacos. Marvelous stood in front of her--she didn’t look up. “I don’t do litter box jokes,” she said flatly, ladling out soup that shimmered like moonlight. Blinky slurped it and blinked twice. “I’ve seen things,” he whispered. “But never soup like this.” Nutmeg wagged her tail in approval. 

Marvelous asked and Precious agreed to join the crew—on the condition that Kozmo stop calling her “Madame Ladle.”  He didn’t, but she came anyway. Marv offered her the title of Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, and she accepted—on one condition: no litter box jokes.

Just as they stocked up on enchanted anchovies, the sea roared. Tentacles rose from the deep—the Kraken of Catlantis had awakened! Kozmo fainted. Nutmeg barked. Blinky bit a tentacle. Precious hurled hot stew. 

And then, from above, descended Erin the Cat Princess, riding a moonbeam and wielding a wand made of starlight. With a flick of her tail, the Kraken vanished. “I’ll join you,” she purred. “But only if there’s tuna.” Marvelous bowed. The crew was now magical, messy, and magnificently feline!

Stay tuned for The Whiskered Wraith - Part IV - Booty, Brotherhood, and the Big Reveal

did you miss The Whiskered Wraith Part I - The Whiskered Wraith Sets Sail

or The Whiskered Wraith Part II - Barks and Bandanas

 

 

*** A couple of Second Mate Nutmeg's Litter Box Jokes! ***

Riddle 1: What do you call a litter box that’s full of surprises? 

Answer: A “claw”-some treasure chest for the cat!

Riddle 2: Why did the cat bring a map to the litter box? 

Answer: It wanted to mark its territory like a true explorer!