Sunday, November 21, 2021

Sparks and Awww(some Jokes)

 Furrst the Spark!

The SPARK above is for Arty

We have been followers of Arty and the LLB Gang for years and love their Nature Friday! 


LLB Gang is Sad! Arty went over the Bridge on November 11, 2021. Arty was a mighty force in the Blogoshphere and was a former Mayor of Blogville. We always LOVED their adventures and we will miss him. You can clock on he button to be whisked to the Adventures of the LLB Gang.
 
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 McGuffy’s, who was hosting the Sparks, is on hiatus. She says “I truly do believe we are meant to be lights in this world. If we allow our light to shine, we can see where we are going. It is then that we can begin to truly see each other clearly. There is hope. Together, we can light up the entire world!

  Now for the AWWW Some Jokes!

We have had SNOW! And we made Snowmen. this is the one on the deck and I knocked his teeth off when Alex was not looking!!
 

 But you are here for AWWWsome Jokes NOT mischief!

 
 
 
Do you have a favorite snow joke? 
We have snow idea what you guys come up with but it's snow joke that you guys will come through! 
After all a snow saying is just a turn of freeze!

We are pawticipating in Awww Mondays at Comedy Plus! Click on Sandee's button to be taken to AWWW Central, you will will be amazed at the AWWW!
 

 

34 comments:

  1. Your jokes had me looking out the window for the snow that was prophesied to come...so far none...the freezer forgot to start churning. And the snow cone maker is broken...

    I found a whole slew of snowy jokes!

    What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
    Snow.

    Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
    She liked playing cool jazz.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icy.
    Icy who?
    Icy you!

    How do mountains stay warm?
    They put on their snowcaps.

    What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
    A meltdown.

    What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
    Ice krispies treats.

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  2. Where do snowmen put their money?
    Snowbanks.

    What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
    Frosted Flakes!

    Where do snowmen love to dance?
    At a snow ball.

    What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
    Iced tea.

    What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
    “Have an ice day!”

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.

    Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?
    She wanted to play cool jazz.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Scold.
    Scold who?
    ‘Scold outside!

    Why are winter days great?
    They’re snow much fun!

    What do you call a snowman in summer?
    A puddle.

    Did you hear about the snowman spy?
    He has a license to chill.

    What did one snowflake say to the other?
    “You’re one of a kind.”

    Did you hear about the rude snowman?
    He didn’t carrot all.

    Did you hear about the lisping snowman?
    He came, the thaw, he conquered.

    I warned him about starting his own ski resort.
    It’s a slippery slope.

    No one likes eating outside in the winter.
    It’s frost come, frost served.

    What did the sign say in the reindeer stable?
    “There’s snow place like home.”

    Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter?
    He could really turn a freeze.

    Why is Frosty never late?
    Time waits for snow man.

    Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?
    With great powder comes great responsibility.

    What do you call a snowman having a temper tantrum?
    A meltdown.

    What do you call a winter monster with a six pack?
    Abdominal snowman.

    What do yeti on diets eat?
    Iceberg lettuce.

    How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?
    Lots of icing.

    How do you make up a snowman’s bed?
    Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.

    Why can’t you trust snowmen?
    They’re real flakes.

    Why are snowmen great at parties?
    They always break the ice.

    How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?
    “Snow joke!”

    What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money?
    He snows where you live.

    What do you call an igloo without a bathroom?
    IG (no loo).

    What did the dog musher say when he got lost?
    “I’ve sled us astray.”

    Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?
    He was feeling under the weather.

    What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
    “It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”

    How do you build a snow fort?
    You igloo it together.

    Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
    They can see what is mitten in the stars.

    Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?
    It was glove at first sight.

    What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city?
    Flake it ’till you make it.

    What do you call a snowman’s dog?
    A slushpuppy.

    What do computers wear in the winter?
    Snow-boots.

    What kind of robots live in Antarctica?
    Snow-bots.

    Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball?
    It knocked him out cold.

    What do superheros put in their drinks?
    Just-ice.

    What do you call a snowman in the produce aisle?
    Nose shopping.

    What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
    “Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

    What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?
    Chilly sauce.

    What do snowmen change into when it warms up?
    Puddles.

    What’s a sled dog’s favorite time at school?
    Snow-and-tell.

    What’s the best self defense against an angry snowman?
    A hairdryer.


    What does a mountain wear on its head?
    A snowcap.

    Who’s at the door?
    It’s snowbody.

    What did the salad say to get inside?
    “Lettuce in! It’s freezing out here!”

    What did the man say from outside the window?
    “Icy you!”

    What do you call a photo of the North Pole?
    A polar-oid.


    Why did the two snowmen divorce?
    One thought the other was a flake.

    What did the icy road say to the car?
    “Want to take a spin?”


    Why do polar bears live in igloos?
    To ice-olate themselves.

    Which one is faster, hot or cold?
    Hot. You can catch a cold.

    What do you call a slow skier?
    A slope-poke.

    Whoot, those were funny!!

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  3. Love the jokes and the spark is so true. We miss Arty♥

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  4. Oh my what a list of jokes. It makes my Monday morning. And Marv what did you do with the teeth after you knock them out of the Snowman? It looks like maybe your snow was melting I hope so. Kozmo, you and your snow playmate Marv, had some good jokes going there. We actually have sunshine today even though it's way below freezing. The birdbaths will be Frozen and I have to bring them in to thaw them out.

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    1. WoW! That's terrific! |The burds must love you! And Yes I did pick the teeth out of the snowman...He used some of our cat toys (those little sparkly balls) We will probably have snow until February. Though it does not get below 0F very often it is usually above freezing during the day and below freezing at night from now to then. The snow sticks and it does get deep.

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  5. Hari OM
    Oh my cats but what a great post today - and the comments section has gone into competition!!! Now, if only I could remember at least one to tell someone else... hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  6. That is a very good quote which we have also experiences so many times, we don't even want to think about it. Enjoy your snow and we like your jokes.

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  7. Snow jokes from us, Ingrid froze the rest of us out of the competition!
    Just kidding of course Miss Ingrid, we luvs you, Benji and Dalton!
    All in all, this is a terrific post, but since we are so c-c-cold now, must go back to our own bloggie
    and get warmed up. Bye.

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  8. PS please visit with us tomorrow for some LOL stuff from another joking furriend!

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  9. Boys, that got MY day off to a fun start. Mom and I both LOVE jokes like that. I was gonna leave you some but Miss Ingrid was so fun, I'll wait for nother time. XXXX

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  10. I Love the spark! Sure is right! Every time!

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  11. Love the jokes and the SPARK....and we sure hope THE MOM gets totally recovered from her fall - meanwhile Cinni is getting some new walking spots courtesy of her human bro' !! Cool!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  12. Your spark and jokes are great. We too miss Arty very much. Our weather peeps say we might get our first real snow tonight! We can't wait to do zoomies in it.

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  13. Arty was a wee dog with a giant heart. I do so love the Sparks!!
    MOL MOL MOL as long a Frost doesn't bite chillins all is well!!
    Hugs Cecilia

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  14. where does Frosty keep his cold hard cash? In a Snow Bank, silly... Arty forever, a beutiful memorial to him. the spark is true, oh so true and we never know when life will change forever.

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  15. Very awwwdorable! Happy Monday! :) <3

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  16. How do mountains stay warm?
    They put on their snowcaps.

    What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
    A meltdown.

    What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
    Ice krispies treats.

    What does December have that no other month does?
    The letter D.

    Where do snowmen put their money?
    Snowbanks.

    How fun. I always love seeing Marv too.

    Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. Scritches all around, a smooch to Marv and a hug to mom. ♥

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  17. Sweet Arty and that sweet doggy smile will be missed by us all, that is a beautiful spark for Arty. Love those jokes!

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  18. Awww sad to hear about Arty. Take care.

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  19. Wow! You sure found some good jokes! And thanks to Ingrid for even more. We're not looking forward to the snow, but it's going to arrive here in WNY sooner or later. Stay warm!

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  20. That is a great spark and so true. Cute jokes and nice snowman. XO

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  21. LOL, lots of fun jokes today! That Spark is so true, we had so many plans.

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  22. Frost bites! Love it! Happy Monday.

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  23. That was a nice Spark. We're still sad about dear Arty. Love the jokes though, and Ingrid sure knows her snowjokes!

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  24. My condolences to all who knew and loved Arty.

    Love the jokes!

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  25. We too are going to miss Arty so much. We have been friends since way back when our Angels were here. So sad. And you did a beautiful tribute to him.

    Love the jokes, and we have been laughing ourselves silly reading all the ones in the comments.

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  26. I’m sorry about Arty, I didn’t know him well but I send purrs to all those missing him so much. Those were some funny snow jokes. I’m not a fan of snow so I guess it’s best to laugh at it. MOL! ~Ernie

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    1. Ernie, I think Kozmo and I have been outside for a total of about 10 minute3s since the snow fell last week. We HAtE the snow too! Mom is not a big fan either and we are to get more tonight!

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  27. That spark is so true. You can't plan for some things.
    HAH! Great jokes! I have snow jokes. Sorry.
    How's mom's knee?

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    1. It's still pretty bad. It is turning colors an Mom yelps if she stands wrong or we walk on it. But she can get around with get cane and crutches. But no driving yet and no walks for Cinnie.

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  28. Chaplin: "This post is snow joking matter!"
    Charlee: *smacks Chaplin upside the head*

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