Mom had Friday off. She had some major work on her teeths on Thursday and when she comed home from the dentist, she looked like she had stopped a truck with her face. She did not feels much like working on Friday, so NATURALLY, us pets assumed that meant wes could has her undivided attention!
When Mom mowed the lawn, Cinnamon kept putting her ball in front of the mover and when Mom came in and sat down, wes assumed she would create the most purrfect Pirate Portraits EVER for us for MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Yes...Wes wanted portraits!
Wes knew that Mom had been thinking about creating us some new portraits painted in the style of the old masters and she had been looking at how that is done using PowerPoint and this was the purrfect opportunity. And Because Ye can't be part of a crew without a proper pirate name wes all gots new Pirate Names too!
Kozmo or should wes say Count Paisley Williams was the first one.
AND Wes writed a Pirate Story!
Have you heard of Red 'Fierceful' Lynx, the pirate? His friends call him Red for short. He loved to range across the Seven Seas! When people saw Red coming, they would scream, "Run! Run for your lives or he'll put you in his brig! Everyone feared Pirate Red and his crew, Goddess, Count and Gassy. Red did not want to be feared though. He just wanted to make everyone happy!
To keep people from being scared, he took down his pirate flag
And he flew a pair of SOCKS!!